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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Our 12 (Or So) Favorite Techie Cartoons of 2008

If it seems like technology and cartoon humor don't fit as well together as crusty old millionaires and big-boob gold-diggers, it's probably true.

The principles that drive tech innovation are based on a certain amount of hopeful enthusiasm that is hard to make fun of sometimes. Many new gadgets focus on dry accumulative hardware developments that are technically dense and the personalities driving them are often, on the surface, quite serious.

But with a skillful drawing, a great cartoonist can find insightful humor in anything. And often, the artist expresses commentary that can be more than funny. It can be reflective, mocking, or brutally honest in a single panel of narrative.

As the Daily Telegraph once stated, what makes a great cartoon is that its "action and character must be read and recognised at a glance, subtleties and depth of meaning may emerge as the cartoon is studied."

This year, the gadget world provided cartoonists with great opportunities to show the growing hold that tech has on our lives. From Bill Gates' retirement to the global launch of the iPhone 3G, the cartoonists were there, ready to comment with a stencil and a knowing smile.

Here are the winners:

12. Should You Buy a Smartphone or Gas?, by Beeler

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One of the biggest stories of the year was the record-high price for gas. On June 20th, the average price for one gallon of regular gas reached $4.68. As a result, commuters cut their gas budgets and ridership in public transportation increased, leading to a huge spikes in bike sales. In the following months, the demand for oil decreased and prices fell precipitously. As shown in the cartoon, sensible budget-management led many to reconsider their own investments in high-priced gadgets, like the Blackberry. But the Crackberry habit proved too enticing essential for the life of daily workers -- it's still the top smartphone in the market. Even Barack Obama has had a hard time letting go.

11. Human Computer Interaction, by Alexandr Zudin (St. Petersburg, Russia, 4/12/2008)

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2008 was another year full of innovations in the world of robotics, bringing us ever closer towards the robot uprising. This cartoon nicely portrays the growth of artificial intelligence as it is bound to our own intelligence. It mirrors the continuing goal of electronic user interfaces (as well as net tools like search engines) to accurately match a person's true intent, which is of course found in the cognition engine of the brain. Plus, the cartoon is just plain creepy. Check out our robot hand gallery from a few months ago to check out how close we are to bringing this cartoon to life.

10. MICROSOFT and YAHOO, by Patrick Chappatte (The International Herald Tribune, 2/20/2008)

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Microsoft made a surprising and unsolicited $44.6 billion bid for struggling Yahoo! at the beginning of 2008 and we spent the rest of the year figuring out when the Silicon Valley giant would finally cave in. The appearance of the company's perceived helplessness and stubborn delusions in these cartoons shows how far the company's fortunes have fallen in comparison to its rivals. The toon suggests it has essentially become the bait in a power struggle where only one Big Dog (or Pac-Man) gets to eat. NomNomNom indeed.

If this is resolved in 2009, it will lead to a bigger question: Who gets to be Pac Man and Mrs. Pac-Man?

9. Rake The Leaves, Son, by Randy Bish (Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, 10/13/2008)

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This year, the Macarthur Foundation unveiled a study that being on the internet is not actually a bad thing for students. Turns out they told us what we already knew: That social and technical skills are easy to develop online and that maintaining a permanent public record of your friends may not be such a bad thing. Still, the generation gap between parents and kids who grew up on the internet is still big. And chores will always be chores, no matter how high-tech we get.

8. Ballmer Can't Catch a Break, by Milt Priggee (Puget Sound Business Journal, 6/12/2008)

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In his rule as CEO, Microsoft's Steve Ballmer is trying to reach a few markets that are still within grasp of the company but that have gotten away from them just a tad. One such service is in search, where Google controls the market to such a degree that it's become a verb for the term. Earlier this year, MS came out with a cashback program that allowed users to get rebates for purchases they make through Live.com, essentially 'tipping' people to use their search engine. It doesn't look like it worked. Maybe if they buy enough robot-controlled brain implants . . .

7. Cell Phone Ban, by Theo Moudakis (1/29/2008)

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This one is all about hypocrisy. In 2008, a growing number of states, including California, passed laws that made driving while talking on the cell phone illegal, unless you had a hands-free device. The law arose out of the growing need for safety regulations and the growth of cell phone use. the number of deaths related to cell phones is estimated to be about 2,600 a year. But it's not a full solution. As the toon suggests, dangerous car incidents also occur because of a growing number of reasons. Sleep deprivation, multi-tasking, drunk driving, and even stress contribute to many accidents.

6. COLOR FAA Communication Flop, by Larry Wright (The Detroit News, 8/26/2008)

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The disparity between the quality of the technology available in the private sector and that being used by the government became pronounced this year when problems with FAA computers delayed hundreds of flights across the country. This satire plays upon that theme, but we also see the slow growing pains that the airlines are going through to provide better in-flight tech services, like wireless internet, while being tethered to an old-system that needs to change.

5. Cell Phone Plans Runaround, by Angel Boligan (El Universal, Mexico City, 4/22/2008)

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(El Universal, Mexico City, 1/14/2008)

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We found out this year that the telcoms are ripping us all off. Oh, we already knew that didn't we? Recently, reports found that text messages cost carriers close to zero, and the huge bills from cell phone data plans and roaming fees surprised more than a few people. Mr. Boligan told Wired.com he drew this cartoon as a response to the monopoly in different wireless communications enjoyed by many international telcoms, like Mexico's Telcel.

4.The Joy of Tech, by Nitrozac & Snaggy

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The Joy of Tech has always been good for a consistently hilarious approach to the world of tech, and Nitrozac & Snaggy didn't disappoint this year. The Wii Fit system proved popular but many  thought the game's assessment of people's fit level was far too honest. But others, like Wired's Chris Kohler, believe it's good enough to put you in a good exercise routine, even if the challenges aren't that difficult. As for the iPhone cartoon, it's a self-explanatory depiction of an Apple fanboy's tunnel vision when it comes to his favorite company.

3. The Dark Side of Google Chrome, by David Fitzsimmons (The Arizona Star, 9/11/2008)

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This year, Google unveiled a browser after years of rumors. But with all of its new features, like a unique rendering model and new V8 JavaScript engine, plenty of criticism also came with it. Privacy advocates found that actions performed on the browser could be linked to your main Google account, which could potentially extend the company's reach of personal information. Gives the definition of 'Googling' a whole new meaning.

2. Altered Gates, by Joy of Tech

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Bill Gates retired earlier this year from full-time duties at Microsoft, and along with moving on to his foundation, he also created a think tank called bgC3 LLC. But the project's somewhat mysterious quality, along with the public's fascination with one of the richest men in the world caused everyone to come up with their own ideas.

1. No Exit, by Andy Singer (U.S., various dates)

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Andy Singer's work is always acerbic, hilarious, and knowing. We picked these cartoons among several good works throughout the year as the year's best because they show a consistency of humor and depth and really, Singer just draws the funniest eyeballs in the business.

via http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2009/01/our-12-or-so-fa.html

Monday, January 5, 2009

Why You Can’t Travel Back in Time and Kill Hitler

Next month sees the release of Valkyrie, a film about Claus von Stauffenberg, the man who tried to assassinate Adolph Hitler. Plenty of time travelers have had the same idea, although their plan was to kill Hitler before he enacted mass genocide. Their intentions may be noble, but the plans always seem to go awry, leaving history unchanged or even worse than when they left. We list all the ways their attempts go wrong, so you can plan your time travel accordingly.

His Life is a Fixed Event in Time

“No Time Like the Past” (The Twilight Zone): Paul Driscoll is a well-meaning but ineffectual time traveler. Not only does he fail to kill Hitler (thanks to the intervention of a suspicious maid), he also fails to warn the Hiroshima police about the atomic bomb and fails to keep the Lusitania from being torpedoed. It turns out that he is unable to change past events, and, when he does effect events in the past, it is only as part of a predestination paradox.

He’s More Clever Than You'd Think

I Killed Adolph Hitler by Jason: When a depressed hitman is contracted to go back in time and kill Hitler, the Fuhrer gets the better of him, stealing his time machine and leaving the hitman in the past to wait and plan his revenge.

You’re Actually Part of a Predestination Paradox

“The Primal Solution” by Eric Norden: An elderly Holocaust survivor discovers a method of mental time travel and seeks to undo the horrors he witnessed in his youth by possessing the body of the young Hitler. He humiliates the young Austrian, then tries to goad Hitler into suicide, but Hitler regains control of his body before the deed can be accomplished. The young Hitler is so haunted by the encounter with the Jewish man’s mind that he resolves that he can only find peace by exterminating the entire Jewish people.

Cradle of Darkness (The Twilight Zone): Katherine Heigl travels to 1889 Austria in order to kill the infant Hitler. She succeeds in killing the baby by jumping into a river with it, but Adolph’s mother buys another baby and raises it as her own. And that baby grows into the Adolph Hitler that Heigl’s character set out to kill.

His Guards Are Used to Dealing with Time Traveling Assassins

Subnormality: In this strip of the webcomic Subnormality, we learn that Hitler’s guards are actually quite adept at killing time travelers before they get to Hitler. And all those attempts have got to make them wonder…

You’ll Be Thwarted By Other Time Travelers

“The Savage Time” (Justice League of America): The supervillain Vandal Savage travels back in time and places Hitler in cryogenic storage not to prevent the horrors of the Holocaust, but to assume control over the Nazi party and continue its regime into the present day. To reset the timeline, the Justice League travels back in time to remove Savage from power and have Hitler reinstated.

Midnighter: In the first arc of the Midnighter solo series, a man named Paulus claims to have replaced Midnighter’s secondary heard with a bomb, which he will detonate unless Midnighter goes back in time and kills Hitler. Midnighter does try to kill Hitler as a young German soldier, but he is stopped by time police from the 95th Century.

Days of Cain by JR Dunn: A group of rebel time agents seek to undo one of humanity’s greatest atrocities by killing Hitler, or, barring that, dismantling the death camps from within. But a society of time agents known as the Moiety is determined to preserve a certain version of the timeline of any cost, giving their agent Gasper James the unenviable task of ensuring the Holocaust goes forward.

“Wikihistory” by Desmond Warzel: One of the bylaws of the International Association of Time Travelers states that you can’t kill Hitler. The problem is, everybody kills Hitler on their first trip. This leaves more experienced time travelers the onerous task of undoing the historical edits of n00bs.

Killing Him Just Brings About a Potentially Worse Future

Making History by Stephen Fry: A history student and a physics professor manage to send a permanent male contraceptive pill back in time where Hitler’s father will consume it, ensuring Hitler will never be born. But without Hitler, the Nazi party is ripe for the leadership of Rudolph Gloder, who shares Hitler’s genocidal agenda, but is far more efficient, stable, patient, and charismatic. Free from Hitler’s personality flaws, Gloder was able to take over all of Europe, so that, in the alternate present day, an extremely conservative US is in a cold war with the Nazis.

Command & Conquer: Red Alert: In the video game, Albert Einstein invents a time machine, which he uses to go back in time and deleted Hitler from time before he could rise to power. But, without a strong Germany, Stalin’s Russia invades Europe, and eventually the United States.

It’s All Just a Dream

“The Man Who Dreamed the World” (The Fantastic Four): When She Hulk, the Invisible Woman, the Human Torch, and Nick Fury mysteriously find themselves in the year 1936, Fury decides he may as well kill Hitler and slips off to Germany. Although the other three attempt to stop him, but just as the Invisible Woman seems to have talked him out of it, Fury shoots Hitler, killing him. But, it turns out that they had been in the dream of a coma victim, who snapped back to reality when Fury altered his dream timeline by killing Hitler. The actual timeline remains intact, leaving Fury in a less than happy mood.

via http://io9.com/5094494/why-you-cant-travel-back-in-time-and-kill-hitler

Computer Programming 101

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